Thursday, September 8, 2011

Ancient Wisdom

11 comments:

Bifidus Jones said...

and I know my redeemer liveth--that gold is enough to make anybody sigh. I wish I had a jug of milk

Diane Keys said...

Milk to offer the Golden Buddha? He will return it to you in kind

De Villo Sloan said...

I'm going to chant for jugs of milk and D-Kup kakes. Worship at the h-alter? Or h-altered consciousness? D-Krishna, hari, hari, jai gurur Dev

- DKULTNY

Diane Keys said...

Holy Buddha, how did all these breast references come up? DVS I think you've steared off the beaten path

De Villo Sloan said...

I wasn't aware I was making those references. Your insight is tremendous. Maybe at least the shoe thing is over.

- DKULTNY

Diane Keys said...

Yes DVS, now maybe you've moved on to a more socially acceptable fixation. I see this as progress on your journey to an erased mind. Doing corn rows for money was a distraction just like that job at the mall. It's okay to live out of your van and hang your sari out to line dry, if it helps you merge with the divine mind and be satiated by the sun.

De Villo Sloan said...

DK, I appreciate how much you care about your fans. You have inspired me to get to the root of these nagging obsessions. My therapist says it's because I was not breast fed and am now acting out in adult life. How can I ever turn this into something positive?

- DKULTNY

Diane Keys said...

DVious--I refuse to say the obvious treatment, which would be exposure therapy, but the next best thing would be to do a past life regression. I am seeing one in which you were a piglet suckling a very large porcine with stubby legs.

Diane Keys said...

DVious--I refuse to say the obvious treatment, which would be exposure therapy, but the next best thing would be to do a past life regression. I am seeing one in which you were a piglet suckling a very large porcine with stubby legs.

De Villo Sloan said...

DK, thank you for giving space on your blog to counseling a big fan.

You certainly keep a-breast of treatment options. Immersion-regression could be the ticket. Janov's primal scream therapy combined with a "Deliverance" scenario: "Squeal like a pig!"

It's a risky treatment, but I'm getting out my banjo and canoe.

- DKULTNY

Diane Keys said...

no problem DVS, DKult aims to please. We are vested in the mental health of all followers and by WE I mean me and my cat. I am proud that you have the courage to face this head on. Few would be so brave--many would stand like deer in the headlights