Monday, August 22, 2011

Now THIS is my Fluxus Performance but I need you!!!!!!

I would love to turn this into a real performance, but I need you to post your confessions!!! Come on--unburden yourself~
Here is mine for whichever higher power is listening:
I did not feed my babies organic babyfood
If I found a bunch of money, and I thought I wouldn't get caught, I'm not sure I would return it
I swear all the time


15 comments:

Nancy said...

I still smoke 5-10 cigarettes a day, so arrest me.

People in person exhaust me because they tend to believe monologue = dialogue.

I swear, but only a lot.

Diane Keys said...

Nancy, I'm probably not supposed to crack up at someone's heartfelt confession, but I just love this. I couldn't have said it better about the confusion between mono and dia logue. I wonder if they saw the conversation typed if they would see the imbalance

Nancy said...

They wouldn't see it, Diane, period. They prefer not to! I think it'll take another world or something. But hey, I love that you know what I meant (figured you might), and also that it made you laugh, go ahead!

PaigeG said...

I've had fantasies about drop kicking back over the fence the annoying weiner dog behind us. It constantly barks at everyone and everything AND escapes my neighbors yard and then runs into ours and craps all over the place thus making me want to drop kick it. I'm not an inhumane person. I actually have helped little old ladies across the street before and I was a very good girl scout, but that dog has to go! Don't worry, I'd never do it. But the thought of it does amuse me from time to time... :D

De Villo Sloan said...

DK, this is a brilliant reworking of the George Macunias performance piece "Flux Mass." Is there no end to your genius? These confessions are a great contribution to the performance too. Who is Paige? Drop-kicking the wiener dog - man, that's cold.

Dark wall, probably your biggest fan in the growing NY-D-KULT, says he confesses to having impure thoughts about your shoes.

Nancy said...

DVS, out with 'em! Where are your confessions? I saw your name and then my hopes were dashed. What a letdown.

Diane Keys said...

My thoughts exactly Nancy!!! DW tends to be an open book, but DVS is locked up tighter than Fort Knox. DeVillo--do share........

sean said...

I LOVE to roll up all the car windows, then fart, and make my wife guess what I ate for lunch.

Diane Keys said...

DVS, Paige is a woman and we all have a cruel streak, but you have to admit this dog deserves it in thought at least!!
Sean, great way to keep the love alive
Nancy, sounds like you are similarly cursed with being a good listener.
I will join you in the other dimensions!!

Nancy said...

Yes, Diane, I am also so cursed. Sometimes good listener is mistaken for bottomless receptacle. Exhausting.

Teresa said...

I get a new pet every time my husband goes out to sea. Two hamsters followed me home yesterday.

Cleo said...

I smoke.

I'm a sex fiend w/ a tendency to confuse lust & love...

I love drinking & the often subsequent all-nighters.

I have the mouth of a truck driver.

I can watch "American Pickers" for hours (and sometimes do!).

I love objects (materialist!).

I pontificate.

I'm a mag-pie/pack-rat & a slob.

In simple terms: "sex, drugs & rock n' roll"

Diane Keys said...

Genius Cleo-the truth shall set you free:)

kdj said...

Bless me, Diane, for I have sinned. It's been a really long time since my last confession.
1. I've never actually mailed out a single piece of trashpo.
2. While I have nothing against it and am not bothered by hearing it, I don't swear at all. I sound ridiculous when I try.

Diane Keys said...

KDJ-you will be absolved if you fill out 3 - 10 and say 10 swear words