Friday, August 26, 2011

Simplify Your Life--Glorify Me DKult Now Accepting Members


6 comments:

Nancy said...

I don't like this guy, Diane. I don't remember who he is, but I don't like him. His countenance is scaring the hell out of me. Can't we have a nice photo of you or laundry or something? And I'm already a member, where is my membership card???

De Villo Sloan said...

Dark wall and I already drank the cool aid. -D-KULTNY

Diane Keys said...

Sorry Nancy, can't quite find the DKult mascot yet. This guy is horrible though, you're right. As for the membership card, it will be included in the brain wash packet, which obviously DW and DVS already received

De Villo Sloan said...

DK, we still haven't received the D-Koder ring you promised. Could you throw it in one of the fan club mailings. We want to be able to read the secret messages in your mail-art.

D-KULTNY

KDJ said...

Sorry to be applying so late--perhaps I was in a trance--but I'd love to form the DKultFL chapter. (Does that look like the word "difficult" to anyone else, or is adult-onset dyslexia kicking in?)

Diane Keys said...

Yeah!!!! Welcome newest DKult member KDJ. DFLKult as it has been, membership seems to be on the upswing thanks to our new subliminal marketing campaign. I am honored that you have chosen me as your Kult leader. DVS kinda peer pressured me into the whole thing, but it has its perks. Stand in line to erase your mind!!!